Can you make a fake K-pop group? It can be with any idols.

자꾸 끌려 왜 자꾸 자꾸 끌려 Baby

혹시 이런 나를 알까요

Stage name: Ha-Kun

이미 난 다 컸다고 생각하는데

Positions: Lead rapper, sub vocalist

Members ~~~~~~~~~~~~

Is Florida now unsurvivable because it's an oven due to climate change? It's 11:48 am on May 30th and the heat index in SoFla is 100. I can see it going up to over 130 by July.

You can spew your insults, try to break me down

어쩌면 내 맘인데 왜

자꾸 끌려 왜 자꾸 자꾸 끌려 Baby

How good do you sing and how do you know this?

밀어내려고 하면 할수록

Iconic lines:

Isa

What is your best forbidden sex story that felt so right?

Stage name: Iso Kun

Positions: Lead dancer, lead vocalist

I know it might hurt, but I have to be honest

Should women be allowed in “combat roles” within the military?

You've torn me down, left me in pieces

[Chorus All]

자꾸 틱틱 거리고 만 싶지

I feel so attached and in love with a dead celebrity. My love for anyone else is overshadowed by my love for him. What does this mean?

Skull emoji, skull emoji, skull emoji. It’s my favorite emoji.

Age: 20

I love you, and I’m sorry I have do to this. I must go.

How should one respond to compliments such as "You are so special" and "I'm lucky to have met you" from a guy?

Stage name: Isa

이러지도 못하는데

02. Iso Kun (큰 때)

How could NASA possibly land on the moon when it's impossible to reach the moon through the Earth's dome? Why are they making up such an obvious lie?

Positions: Leader, center, face of the group, maknae, main rapper

아닌 것 같애 내가 아닌 것 같애

[Chorus: All]

Why do flat earthers think using globetrotter, globetard, and other insults will make the educated arguer fall for the silly flat-earth belief?

Pre-Chorus: Isa, Mi

짜증날 것 같애 화날 것 같애

Fuck you! I'm not going to let you control me

What are some ways to cope with paranoid thoughts about being gangstalked or targeted individuals?

Fuck you! I'm not your punching bag anymore

미칠 것 같애 이 와중에 왜

Kick some ass. Lol.

—— which songs do certain kuorans remind you of?

Age: 21

이런 내 맘 모르고 너무해 너무해

엄만 귀찮게 계속 왜왜왜왜왜

Fuck you! I'm not going to let you control me

Hey, buddy I’m home. You haven’t been smoking that wacky tabacky?

Chorus: All

Rap: Isa, Mi

콧노래가 나오다가 나도 몰래

I’m like TT, just like TT

Stage name: Mi-Sun

저러지도 못하네

Positions: Leader, center, main vocalist

Iso

I’m like TT, just like TT

Nanana nananana

Verse 2: Ha-Kun

Verse 1: Iso, Mi-Sun

Final Chorus: Iso, Isa, All

But I'm not the one who's going to frown

Birthday: May 8th

쓱 말을 놨네 Baby

Hater Name: Bright Melody

01.

Fuck you! I'm breaking free from your chains

Fuck you! I'm taking back my life again

I love you so much

Post Chorus: All

Ha-Kun

Outro: 1, 2, 3. Be our shadow, thanks for watching! Dark Melody off!

Dark Melody is a 5 member girl group formed by SM in 2014. They debuted on December 1st, with their debut song going viral for the use of profanity in it.

하루 종일 먹기만 하는데

I’m like TT, just like TT

Okay.

얼굴 값을 못한대

Pre-Chorus: Mi, Isa

Fuck you! Your words hold no power over me

I'm done with your lies, your empty promises

다짐 뿐인 걸 매번 다짐 뿐인 걸

내 맘대로 할 수 없는 건데

종일 앉아있다가 엎드렸다

Fuck you! I'm not going to let you control me

Post Chorus: Iso, Isa

거울 속 단 둘이서 하는

인형만 때찌

이미 난 다 컸다고 생각하는데

Fuck you! Your words hold no power over me

자꾸 끌려 왜 자꾸 자꾸 끌려 Baby

I'll rise above your hate, let it fuel my drive

05. Isa Kim (김원)

1, 2, 3. Be our shadow, hi we are Dark Melody.

Personality: Social, weird, sweet

콧노래가 나오다가 나도 몰래

Last words before disbanding: You were shadows and lights, the lights and shadows must bond to create something new and more beautiful. We were Dark Melody.

Stage Name: Mi

I'm sick of the games, the constant manipulation

So I'm saying it loud and clear: you're out

Fuck you! You thought I'd never say it

Fandom Name: Shadow Melody

Fuck you! I'm breaking free from your chains

Your toxicity is weighing me down

이번엔 정말 꼭꼭 내가 먼저 Talk talk

[Pre-Chorus: Iso]

Fuck you! I'm the one who's standing tall at the door

Positions: Lead vocalist, main dancer

The dead member: Ha-Kun

내 맘대로 할 수 없는 건데

I’m like TT, just like TT

이런 내 맘 모르고 너무해 너무해

Lyrics:

이대로 사라져 버리면 안돼요

Enough with the songs, this is their introduction.

Age: 19

Fashion show show

I deserve better, I deserve respect

Fuck you! You thought I'd never say it

03. Mi-Han (미한)

어쩌면 내 맘인데 왜

이번엔 정말 꼭꼭 내가 먼저 Talk talk

밀어내려고 하면 할수록

이런 내 맘 모르고 너무해 너무해 (너무해 Baby)

맴매매매 아무 죄도 없는

그저 바라보며 Ba-ba-ba-baby

Post Chorus: Isa, Iso

Age: 20

Personality: Sweet, shy, funny

Tell me that you’d be my baby

어쩌면 내 맘인데 왜

I’m like TT, just like TT

Nanana nananana

Fuck you! I'm breaking free from your chains

Personality: Savage

아무거나 걸쳐도 아름다워

밀어내려고 하면 할수록

Tell me that you’d be my baby

Age: 21

Birthday: March 15th

매일 상상만 해 이름과 함께

04. Ha-Kun (하군)

Fuck you! Your words hold no power over me

[Final Chorus All]

배는 또 고픈 건데

Mi-Sun (미선)

어처구니 없다고 해

Chorus: All

That’s all.

[Rap: Mi]

피부는 왜 이렇게 또 칙칙

아직 우린 모르는 사인데

Fuck you! I'm taking back my life again, again

[Verse 1: Iso, Mi-Sun]

Fuck you! But now it's time to face it

이미 난 다 컸다고 생각하는데

Last words from Ha-Kun

Bridge: Mi-Sun, Iso, Isa

Died after what song: She committed suicide after their 18th track, called Queencard. (G)-IDLE)

이런 애가 아닌데

Personality: Funny, savage

Song 2: TT (TWICE)

I love you so much

다짐 뿐인 걸 매번 다짐 뿐인 걸

Fuck you! I'm the one who's standing tall at the door

Debut Track: Fuck You!

Cause of death: Suicide

Fuck you! But now it's time to face it

Personality: Funny, bubbly, savage

I'm gonna make a comeback, make you see you can't survive

Fuck you! I'm taking back my life again

Tell me that you’d be my baby

전혀 위로 안돼 Ba-ba-ba-baby

시간이 획획획

눈물 날 것 같애

[Pre-Chorus: Isa]

Fuck you! I'm not your punching bag anymore

[Bridge: Ha-Kun, Mi-Sun]

It's time for me to take a stand and say

I’m watching the past project on my current reality.

Weird shit going on.

Mi-Sun

Can you make a fake K-pop group? It can be with any idols.

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